(Loosely to the tune of Queen's "Killer Queen.")

She's the Torture Queen
She'll inject truth serum into your bloodstream,
Manipulate your mind, and invade your dreams-
And she's extraordinarily serene.
She wrote the book on torture etiquette;
Has great gams for a sinister, vampish coquette;
Occasionally becomes concerned, but is never upset;
And Operations doesn't know she's pulling his strings, *yet.*
She's the Torture Queen
Frick and Frack form her 'Dream Team.'
She'll read your mind, but leave you wondering what *she* means.
After meeting her, most people want to scream...
She doesn't need C4 or computer screens
To be more terrifying than Housekeeping Teams;
Psychological profiles, mind games, and consciousness streams
Are what make her chilling smile beam...
She's the Torture Queen
She may not be quite what she seems
And what even *that* is remains to be seen.
Her gaze is like a locked and shuttered viewing screen.
Reigning, unchallenged, as Section's Shadow Queen,
If she doesn't like what's on your mind, she'll wipe it clean.
Avoid her polite invitations to tea, unless you're on the list that's green-
Her face is the last sight many terrorists and Operatives have seen.
Oh, she's the Torture Queen
From the slightest hint, the truth she'll glean.
She's living proof that there's an 'evil' gene.
In the end, you never know which way she'll lean.

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