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Scotty accidentally beams Captain Kirk, "Bones," Spock, and two 'red shirts' into Section One.

The 'red shirts' are shot dead-on the spot. Kirk, Bones, and Spock are separated and taken for interrogation. Their phasers and communicators are given to Walter and Birkoff for analysis.

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(Madeline-Personal Log-Fourteenth hour of interrogating unknown prisoner.) Captain Kirk: "I'msorry...Ma...del-ine. Ijust...can't-talkfaster. It's...aspeech...impediment-I'mafraid. Now-my...nameis..."

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(Madeline-Personal Log-Third minute of interrogating Dr. "Bones" McCoy.) Bones: "D*mmit, Madeline-I'm a doctor, not an encyclopedia! Ask that 'pointy-eared Vulcan', Spock, 'Why-if we're so advanced-all our technology looks like salt-and-pepper shakers...'"

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(Madeline-Personal Log-Interrogation of Mr. Spock.) Spock: "Madeline-it is impossible for me to be 'difficult.' I simply find your line of questioning to be 'highly illogical.' I am a Vulcan. Displaying any emotion would result in a state of 'Futzpah.'"

Madeline: (interested) "'Foot Spa?' What's that?"

Spock: "It is the Vulcan phrase for, 'My face will crack if I ever smile.'"

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Suddenly, Scotty locks the transporter beam onto the crew and beams Kirk, Spock, and Bones out of Section.

Their phasers and communicators also dematerialize, leaving Walter and Birkoff rather startled.

Walter: "Who *were* those guys?"

Birkoff: "I don't know, but they had a *really cool* set of salt-and-pepper shakers..."


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