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"Short LFN Poems"


(These are a selection of short poems addressed to LFN characters.)
Light Verse

WALTER

Never falter,
Wise one, Walter.
CONDITIONED REFLEX
The Belinda hologram
Was rejected as a sham-
Operations and Madeline were thinking "Pavlov"
By virtually resurrecting Walter's true love.
But, you have to understand,
Walter is the kind of man
Who'd rather tell you to go to hell
Than salivate when you ring your bell.

"WHAT'S IN A NAME?"

It would take
A while to work off
All bad things
That rhyme with 'Birkoff.'
So instead:
Seymour, the longer you live
And the more you see
Not necessarily the happier
Or better off you'll be.

MADELINE

Things that rhyme
With Madeline?
I do not think I should-
Or can.
Iron Maiden,
Dragon Lady-
Hide your teeth,
Your smile's still shady.

OPERATIONS

If Madeline ever stops
Acting as your buffer,
For you, Operations,
I have one word-suffer.

NIKITA

Beauty and intelligence
Are excellent features
If you want to wind up
As one of you-know-who's creatures.

MICHAEL

You must consider yourself
To be one of this world's most fit men
To seduce someone
Who can bench-press hitmen.


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