Somewhere, some time-
In an alternate reality-
These are the LFN moments
I'd really like to see.
Madeline, unconscious in MedLab-
With a bullet in her knee-
And no one available but Operations
To trim her bonsai tree.
Birkoff at the wheel
Of the Van of Death,
'Going for' his driver's license-
As Walter holds his breath.
Nikita's first game of chess:
As Operations starts to sweat-
Realizing he's sacrificed too many pawns-
And now, losing his Queen is a threat.
The 'missing scene' where Operations tells Michael,
"You're in the military, son. Get a haircut!"
"No," Madeline counters. "Make him tie it in a ponytail!"
And, faced with these conflicting orders,
Michael breaks down and throws his hands up.
Frick & Frack-'off duty'-
Laughing themselves silly,
Watching reruns of "M.A.S.H."
And "The Beverly Hillbillies."
Lecherous 'Love God,' Walter-
After one of his 'hot' dates-
Hearing second-hand reports
About how his performance rates.
And a practical joke on Operations
From the Agency and Oversight:
Telling him, "No. Let *this* nuke GO OFF-
Europe NEEDS a 'night light!'"

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