A Serious Talk with Birkoff... A.K.A. Stop Kicking Me Off Birkoff or Your Oreos' will Roast in Huge BonFire!!! (Storyboard Fantasy/Reality # 25)

Nikita507 looks up from her computer screen, which like most normal days, shows that she has been kicked off of Aol once again. She shakes her head but looks at the bag of Oreos to her side and smiles. She looks at the door as it gently opens and Birkoff looks around the room nervously. "I don't bite." Nikita507 says, "Or rather.. I only bite my Spyboy." Nikita507 quickly corrects and Birkoff raises his eyebrow as he looks around the room.

"Michael said you wanted to speak with me." Birkoff says as he looks around the room.

"I remodeled... Michael doesn't know." Nikita507 says with a smiles as she pulls out an Orea and starts to eat it slowly, teasing Birkoff. "I hate being kicked off of Aol.. and I know you are doing it!"

"How do you know that? I'm not doing it.. no.. oh.. can I please have an oreo?" Birkoff asks as he watches Nikita507 carefully. Nikita507 is about to hand over an oreo but pulls in away quickly.

"Nah..." Nikita507 says with a smile.

"You have to be related to Madeline!" Birkoff sighs as he drops down onto the bed. Nikita507 snickers and sits down on her chair.

"You kicked me off so I couldn't send my M.B.S. out quicker." Nikita507 says as she takes another oreo and pulls it apart and starts to lick the icing.

"M.B.S.?" Birkoff asks as he watches Nikita507 tongue take the white icing from the cookie to her mouth.

"Michael Batman Signal.. the quickest way to notify of a Madeline sit in." Nikita507 informs Birkoff. "Instead.. I got to talk to Madeline.. she taught me alot."

Birkoff looks at the bags as Nikita507 again stands up.

"Look.. I gave you a look alike Nikita for a girlfriend.. and you still kicked me off... So then I tortured you.. you deserved it.. but now.. I was trying to give you Elana... and what did you do?" Nikita507 says as she leans the cookies near Birkoff.

"I kicked you off." Birkoff admits with a low voice as his hand quivers to grab for an oreo.

"Three times while I was trying to write part 2.. now that is bad.. I was being nice to you!" Nikita507 says as she places the bag of Oreos on a shelf above a candles.

"Here is the deal... be nice to me.. and you'll get the oreos... if you continue to kick me off... the oreos fry." Nikita507 says with a blank stare.

"Did Michael teach you that... you know it scares me." Birkoff says nervously as he stands up. Nikita507 continues to start at Birkoff, and finally notches her head to the side.

"Ok.. Okay.. I understand.. I got to get back... just don't fry the Oreos..." Birkoff says almost near tears as he opens the door and runs back to section.

Nikita507 pulls the bag of Oreos in her hands and walks back to the computer, glad to see that she has gotten back on.. and hopes that it stays that way.

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