All Things Considered by Andie ==== Holiday
It's Christmas Eve, and the children gather around to listen to 'Auntie M' tell her traditional holiday story. With a little help from a blond haired six year old, 'Auntie M' weaves her tale of how their parents, on another Christmas Eve, found themselves stranded after a difficult mission and decide to do the impossible. (Reviewed by Lorelei)
Another Day at Work by pbj ==== Storyboard Fantasies
To help with the insatiable Mikey craving of the writers and readers on the Story Boards, Michael clones were enlisted to help fill in until the 'real thing' could get to there. The clones, however, were less than perfect. Enter intrepid chemist Pbj. She's enlisted by Michael to discover what's gone wrong and fix it. Can she stay focused long enough to solve the problem? (Reviewed by Lorelei)
Approaching Zilch by Red
In this version of events, Michael is whiny and needs Madeline's understanding, Nikita seems to have more than her fair share of 'air head' moments, and Birkoff really likes Jurgen's house. What Jurgen had been using to blackmail Ops and Maddie, isn't exactly intel, but it is retrieved. And during the mission to blow up 'a building', Jurgen and Michael seem to have been testing Nikita. This spoof will have you seeing Section One in a whole new light. (Reviewed by Lorelei)
Art of the Rewrite by Athena4 ==== NC-17 ==== TR
At times an author's muses can be rather outspoken. And during the creation of this scene they're more than just critical. Step inside the creative process, with Madeline and Paul providing commentary. (Review provided by Athena4)
As The Bodice Rips by Scoo ==== Storyboard Fantasies
After filling her mind with a romance novel's contents, Scoo dreams she's on a pirate ship. She finds herself lashed to the mast, her 'virtue' threatened by pirates with less than honorable intent - what is our heroine to do? Her hero, the one with green eyes of course, arrives in the nick of time, and saves the fair damsel - but will Scoo be able to stay asleep long enough to enjoy being rescued? (Reviewed by Lorelei)
Bar, The by Rita ==== Crossover between LFN and BTVS
In a series of short humor filled encounters in a local bar listen as our two favorite solitary heroes, Michael and Angel, lament the crazy situations that they have found themselves in because of the women in their lives. Story is better if you are a fan of both shows otherwise some of the anecdotes may just go over your head. (Reviewed by Shadowchild)
Blue Man by Kate
The Gray Sky group has become a threat worthy of Section One's attention and bringing down their chief operative is the first step to taking them down. To achieve the take down with the minimal collateral, the profile puts Michael and Nikita into one of their strangest positions yet. (Reviewed by Shadowchild)
Boxers or Briefs? by Adriana ==== One of three ==== Series ==== Order of the stories: Boxers or Briefs, Mind Game and It's the Great Pumpkin, Section One.
Nikita talks Operations, Madeline, Walter, Birkoff, and Michael into going to a small diner for a night of bonding and little mischievous fun. (Reviewed by Shadowchild)
Boy's Club by Ursula
No ladies allowed as Operations, Michael, Walter, Birkoff and Jurgen get together for a little male bonding (and a lot of female bashing) during a private card game in a secret corner of Section One. (Reviewed by Shadowchild)
Boy's Night Out - Part I by Quinn ==== Part One of Four Part Boy's Night Out Series ==== Birkoff
Michael finds himself wondering which is more dangerous. Going after the terrorists or going after the terrorists with Birkoff? (Reviewed by Shadowchild)
Boy's Night Out - Part II
This time Nikita and the other members of the back-up team are having a hard time keeping a straight face as Michael and Birkoff are paired once again. (Reviewed by Shadowchild)
Boy's Night Out - Part III - Weekend Warriors
The mission calls for the team to portray a bunch of weekend hunters out for fun. Michael and Birkoff thought that was a pretty simple profile. But sometimes it's the simple missions that can create the most surprising results. (Reviewed by Shadowchild)
Boy's Night Out - Part IV - Operation Stanley
The profile required that the men of Section One form a hockey team and play in an actual series of games in a league. Who knew they would get so into it? (Reviewed by Shadowchild)
Briefing, The by Alyssandra
Spoof of Section One's mission briefings. (Reviewed by Shadowchild)
Bumped by Ranma=>
When Michael, Nikita and Birkoff get trapped outside of Section due to a storm, will they find shelter? Will they stop tripping over each other? Will Michael and Nikita ever lose Birkoff? (Review provided by Ranma=>)
Chatty Maddy or Dialogue for Le Belle Dame by Betsy
A zany list of lines you always wanted to hear Madeline say. (Reviewed by Shadowchild)
Clones by Shrift
Section has cloned Section's finest and you'll never guess which group has decided to take full advantage of the situation. (Reviewed by Shadowchild)
Clones: Part Deux by Shrift ==== Sequel to Clones
Things are getting way out of hand with the Clones, until one man comes up with the perfect solution. (Reviewed by Shadowchild)
Comedienne, The by Tina
Nikita decides to try to lighten up the atmosphere around Section. But she may have gotten a little more than she bargained for. (Reviewed by Shadowchild)
Diva Must Die, The by Ursula
What evil lurks in the heart of Martha Stewart and what will Section do to save the world from this insidious mastermind? (Reviewed by ranma=>)
Have You Ever Wondered... Why Do All The Doors In Section One Groan? by KT
Hot Air by Shrift ==== NC-17
When the heat goes up in Section, the HEAT goes up. Rising temperatures cause a more-than-normal Michael fixation that strains even his stoic nature. Amusing 'feverish' action - section style. (Reviewed by ranma=>)
I Love Mikey - or - Honey I want to be a Secret Agent by MNreign (Marie)==== Section Skewed ==== Contact MNReign (Marie) about accessing her stories at: mnreign3@aol.com
Mix a role reversal for Michel and Nikita with I Love Lucy. It's Nikita who's the secret agent, and Michael is a house husband who wants to be one. He follows her to work one day . . . . (Review provided by MNReign)
Just a Quickie by Lorraine
The auctioned item: Michael in mission pants and the winner is ??! (Reviewed by Jo D.)
La Femme Debita by DebbieBiv
Synopsis : The twisted tales in the daily life of a section operative. (Provided by DebbieBiv)
La Femme Mikita by T'nT ==== Bathtub Challenge
Set at beginning of the fourth season. Madeline finally devises the perfect way to break up Michael and Nikita's relationship and gain a fashion consultant as an added bonus. (Reviewed by Shadowchild)
La Femme Nikita Action Figures by Ursula ==== Urs-Tek
Humourous piece detailing the vital compenents needed to implement a successful product line. (Reviewed by Shadowchild)
Ladies Night by Catsma
Madeline sends Section's finest on one of their wildest assignments so far. It's Amateur Night at the Strip club and guess who Madeline sends in to bare it all! (Reviewed by Shadowchild)
LFN Crossover Challenge: The Wonders You Can Do by Shanola ==== Crossover with Wonder Woman (Linda Carter TV show)
Category: Humour
Rating(s): Minor spew warning
Spoiler(s): Ha! I wish!*g*
Michael and Nikita come across a leading lady from another show. (Review provided by Shanola)
LFN/Star Trek Crossover Vignette by Sanlin ==== Crossover
Extermely short humorous piece about what happens when Scotty mistakenly beams our ST heroes to a certain place called "Section One" (Reviewed by Shadowchild)
Lost Scenes, The by Alyssandra
A very short and wacky peek at Michael's attempt to teach Nikita two simple lessons. (Reviewed by Shadowchild)
Mademoiselle Black by ZouZou ==== Saved from Internet Limbo - Thanks Justin Ann
Mary Sue and the Kennel Club by Shanola
Category: Humour
Rating(s): Spew warning
Spoiler(s): None. But watch where you step.*g*
It’s a dog-eat-dog world and the dreaded terrorist group known at the Kennel Klub has infiltrated Section in a most mangy way. It’s up to Mary Sue to save the day, as usual.
Note: No animals were harmed in the writing of this fic. At least, not my me.*g*(Review provided by Shanola)
Mikey Meets Jurgen by MNreign (Marie) ==== Sequel to "I Love Mikey" ==== Contact MNReign (Marie) about accessing her stories at: mnreign3@aol.com ==== Section Skewed
Mikey is recruited as a Section Agent, and his trainer is Jurgen. Will Mikey be able to retain his innocence? How will the gentle Mikey ever learn to kill? Madeline takes a long hard look at him, too. Will he be able to remain faithful to his Nikita? (Review provided by MNReign)
Model, The by meilin
Nikita is the ultimate dumb blonde in this fun, albeit far-fetched, date with Michael scenario. (Review provided by Meilin)
Ms. Mary Sue in Section One by Shanola
Category: Humour
Rating(s): Um, S for spew warning. Do not drink liquids while reading this.
Spoiler(s): The sun on mayonnaise?
Mary Sue joins Section One and all hell breaks loose! (Review provided by Shanola)
Noisy Voices by Red
Nikita's a Valley Girl, and Birkoff's aversion to human contact has him living under his desk. When Michael isn't paying her enough attention, Nikita arranges her run in with O'Brian to force Michael into action. Now, if the characters can only keep straight which episode their in. (Reviewed by Lorelei)
Ordeal of Loretta, The by amw ==== Crossover with Monty Python
Be warned this story draws shamelessly on the wit of Monty Python. No one at Section One is prepared for the prisoners that Michael and Nikita bring back to Section. No One!!!!!! (Reviewed by Shadowchild)
Pinned by Ranma=> ==== Suggestive
When Nikita becomes trapped in an elaborate costume late at night in Section One, she calls on Michael for help undressing, much to the delight of Section's professional peeping toms, the surveillance team. (Review provided by ranma=>)
Pinned 2 by Ranma=> ==== Suggestive
This time it's Michael who's tangled and Nikita to the rescue. Can late night surveillance get any better? (Review provided by ranma=>)
Quiet on the Set by Norma ==== R
Hilarious report of nude scene from Hard Landing. Reviewed by Jo D.)
Real Ghostwriter, The by Hopposai
Section's systems are misbehaving in the most amazing ways; unique theme songs keep playing, and Birkoff's Oreos disappear. Is Section haunted, and if so by whom? (Reviewed by Lorelei)
Rites of Spring by Ursula
Section One may be the most covert terrorist organization, but they still have to account for their expenditures. It's that once a year time in Section when the auditor from the General Accounting Office arrives to tear One apart. Will Operations survive it? (Reviewed by Lorelei)
Secrets Revealed by Katilina
The power Madeline holds over Section Top Op isn't Nikita's life, but rather his real name. It seems that Michael isn't really Michael - but will he be able to bring himself to share his secret with Nikita? (Reviewed by Lorelei)
Section Secrets by Ranma
If Section One had an underground newspaper, what would it report? - Tribbles, of course => (Review provided by Ranma=>)
Seven Days A Week by Trinity ==== Mission related
The thoughts of Michael and Nikita are revealed as they continue to frustrate and fascinate each other on a mission in Florida. Will either of them recover from their day by the pool? (Reviewed by Lorelei)
Shrunken Operatives by Ursula ==== Bathtub Challenge Series
Michael and Nikita have an encounter with Dr. Wayne Zsalinsky, which results in their being shrunk to the height of one centimeter. They get back to Section, only to land in a bathtub - you'll never guess who's bath this is. (Reviewed by Lorelei)
Sometimes, When We Touch by JayBee and DebbieBiv ==== NC-17-sort of
Take a twisted journey through Section One, as the nefarious plots and schemes unfurl and many secrets are revealed. Will Nikita ever forgive Michael for the cold, cruel way he manipulates her? Will Madeline and Operations' latest diabolical subliminal programming project actually work this time? Will Walter and Birkoff come to Michael and Nikita's rescue? And will anyone get any action? Find out the answers to these and many other questions - if you dare. (Review provided by JayBee and DebbieBiv)
Splish...Splash...Two Ops Were Taking a Bath... by Catsma ==== R ==== Bathtub Challenge
Michael and Nikita's romantic moment in the bath is interrupted by the appearance of Michael's cat, Miss Kitty. The dedicated feline is just checking on her owner, but Nikita is none to pleased with the voyeuristic animal. When Miss Kitty puts a foot wrong, and winds up in the drink, things get interesting.(Reviewed by Lorelei)
Spy Who Gagged Me, The by Joy ==== NC-17 ==== Crossover with Austin Powers
Mick Schtoppel has a contact who's willing to give information to Nikita - if she cooperates. Rather than face the wrath of Operations and Madeline, Nikita decides to go through with the meet and finds herself face to face with Austin Powers. She gets the intel, but there are some interesting side effects resulting from the encounter. (Reviewed by Lorelei)
T2 by Ranma=>
While in Scotland for a conference, Operations is harassed by small, fuzzy things with teeth. He calls for Nikita and she and Michael take advantage of the chance to be together without Section survelliance. (Review provided by Ranma=>)
Tick Season by Lorraine ==== R
You won't believe what you hear going on inside the exam room as the men of Section One undergo a very "physical" exam by Nikita and Linda. (Reviewed by Shadowchild)
TMPD President Meets Mikey by Rosaline
Michael has had to put up with a lot in his life but this is where he draws the line. A very angry Michael decides to confront the president of "The Mission Pants Devotees" Club. Need I say more? (Reviewed by Shadowchild)
Undressed by Meilin
A comic view of Michael and Nikita's relationship. Includes a frank discussion of their sex lives. It's a chance for them to get everything out in the open and be straight-forward with each other. (Review provided by Meilin)
Up A Twisted Hill by Nestra and Shanola ==== Twisted NC-17
Category: Humour
Rating(s): Yup. Spew Warning
Spoiler(s): Down a Crooked Path
What if Mary Sue had been involved in the episode Down a Crooked Path? Things might have been a leetle different for our heroes! (Review provided by Shanola)
Urs-Tek Announces New Product Line! by Ursula
In the rush to release the new product line a few minor safety tests were neglected. (Reviewed by Shadowchild)
Urs-Tek Branches Out by Ursula
The company decides to find a sweeter product line and the ladies of the Storyboard decide to help them along with a few "suggestive" suggestions. (Reviewed by Shadowchild)
Wearing the Nightmare by Cynaera and others ==== Version Three and a Half ==== Self-parody
Humor filled spontaneous Round Robin, by some of the storyboard's best. (Reviewed by Shadowchild)
Week of Sex, A by TNT ==== NC-17 ==== Parody of the Bodice Ripper Saga w/the Bodice Ripper Saga
Lighthearted spoof of the story "Weaker Sex." (Reviewed by Shadowchild)
What if ...? - #1 by Betsy ==== Crossover with Ricki Lake.
Nikita and Buffy meet on Ricki Lake. (Reviewed by Shadowchild)
What if ...? - #2 by Betsy ==== Crossover with Sesame Street.
Sesame Street's "Miss Piggy" meets LFN's "Michael." (Reviewed by Shadowchild)
What if ...? - #4 by Betsy ==== Crossover with X-Files.
You never know who's going to stop by your local bar in the dead of night. Want to know what Michael and Mulder have to talk about? Stop in and give a listen. (Reviewed by Shadowchild)
What if ...? - #5 by Betsy.
Section decides to throw a telethon to raise money for Section. And guess who gets to do the entertainment? (Reviewed by Shadowchild)
What if ... ? - #3 by Rozsa ==== Crossover.
Madeline, Michael and Nikita go on the Jerry Springer Show. (Reviewed by Shadowchild)
Which Came First ... The Chick Or The Egg? by Nestra
Mick, Nikita, and...an egg? Don't look at me, I'm just the author. The Mick muse wanted this story, and he got it... (Review provided by Nestra)
Why Do Writers Write? ==== aka Sex in a Public Place challenge ==== by Lindy
A short tongue-in-cheek plot what plot look at how Nikita manages to manipulate Michael's amorous ways. (Review provided by Lindy)
Will We Burn in Moose Jaw? by Shrift
Very short spoof of her previous story "Will We Burn?" (Reviewed by Shadowchild)